Lorena García
Nude

Many readers may wonder what the attraction of a movie called In Praise of Older Women (1996) is. Many readers must be young, for once they join the old guard they’ll quickly learn how the experience of an older woman makes a world of difference. Take the lovely Lorena García, who stars in the movie. She can turn any young whippersnapper into a whip it out and fapper with just one glance in their direction. Lorena made her screen debut in an episode of the soap opera Chances, before making an appearance in the Jeff Goldblum and Mimi Rogers rom-com Shooting Elizabeth (1992). She did stunt work in Dream a Little Dream 2 (1995) too, but since chances are you’re here to shoot your load looking at Lorena, it’s the older woman movie you want to watch. While Lorena isn’t as well known as the movie’s biggest star, Faye Dunaway, she does go all the way, showing all three B’s in the cougar courting flick’s best scene. Lorena teases a young man by smoking a cigarette in bed completely nude, sporting the kind of bush you don’t see in the younger crowd. Feigning disinterest, she lets him feel up her rack as she keeps on puffing, never letting him get to stuffing. Lorena kept doing movies like Utopia (2003) and Swindles (2004) but also wrote and directed some of her own documentaries. Lorena hasn’t acted since Food and Shelter (2015), but we’re more than willing to see what her body looks like right about now. No matter the age, Mr. Skin is always looking to praise some older women when they look like Lorena García.